Monday Sickness
when you wake up on a monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.
of course you could say “monday sickness” any day of the week.
john: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
chris: nah, its a monday. i think im going fake sick
john: ah, going with monday sickness, eh?
a feeling experienced by (but not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (monday).
common symptoms include:
lowered brain functions,
bad temper,
stress,
and an overall feeling of human (or otherwise) excrement.
-jimmy wakes up-
-jimmy sees it’s monday-
-jimmy goes back to sleep-
example 2
1: “dude, i got a 57% on that test last monday…”
2: “that’s monday sickness for you…”
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