mondey a’ fukun mornan
irish derivation of the term: oh no it’s monday morning again. i am very tired and don’t want to be at work today.
ah patrick top ov tha mornan to ya. had a few toow main’y black an tan’s did ya’ las night?
no, ey only had a’y single jar ov porter paddy ya f-kun pr-ck. it’s “mondey a’ f-kun mornan” that’s doin it to me – to be sure!
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