Moneybags
somebody that is obscenely wealthy
those closest to her felt she had all the profoundness of a kiddy pool. it was clear she didn’t love old moneybags, what was less clear was whether they had even consummated their marriage.
moneybags is when something is really, really cool.
“that chick was moneybags.”
or
“can you believe i won $500 bucks on the slots? moneybags!”
or
“that ’79 charger is moneybags.”
it works on sooo many levels.
a sort of apr-n with open and zip pockets that british market traders wear around thier waist to keep the money in
they are normally very hard to get, but nowerdays a bit more available thanks to the internet
where do you get that money bag from that you wear around your waist
a man know for his legendary genitals. a moneybag must have a minimum p-n-s size of 12 inches (flaccid) and a p-n-s head the size of his own fist when erect. although not a necessary trait, a moneybags is often known to -j-c-l-t- twenty dollar bills. a moneybags may only be called so by others when they deem him worthy of such a grand t-tle.
i can’t show you a picture of my p-n-s because it will change your life forever. nothing will ever live up to it.
d-mn dude! you must be moneybags!
after intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the s-m-n filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.
jimmy “moneybagged” sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.
br–sts
i would love to motorboat those money bags.
a young person in junior high that wants to feel important
dude moneybags was tryin to but in line
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