Moneypenny
mi6 secretary in the fictional world of james bond 007. she must have something wrong with her because she’s the only woman bond hasn’t slept with.
(watching any bond film) d-mn! the moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy.
1. the definition of perfection.
2. the love and joy of hp’s life.
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