Moneytits


a generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling t-ts. not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply t-ts that cost money.
“that stripper wasn’t much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneyt-ts waved in my face!”

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