mong burger


noun:
1. any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. a burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. a phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
noun –
charlie: dude, is that a huge brown stain on david’s pants?
richard: yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.

adjective –
charlie: oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schl-ng and grossed out everyone at the bar!
richard: wow, that’s pretty mong burger, man.

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