Monga
without an erection. sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. in the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the b-tt monga.
lo metieron monga.
they stuck it monga.
el esta monga.
he is monga.
a socially inept c-ckf-g who goes to university.
shutup monga!
monga, you’re a f-g!
monga, stop being a tryhard!!
monga you’re not black, stop acting like it!!!
a complete and total r-t-rd, one who lets all insults go ‘woop-woop’ over their stupid inbred r-t-rd mind.
you:hey you f-ckin r-t-rded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to f-ck off coz she’ll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:ok.
derived from the term ‘mongol’, to describe someone who has downs syndrome (r-t-rd).
you utter monga
mongas are strips of facial hair grown on the side of the face to attract girls. see: sideburns
cabbage has nice mongas, but murda’s are poor.
a word to put in front of a word in place of very
1.”that girl was monga hott”
2. “that b-tch is monga big”
a surfer from the peninsula in the eighties that hung out and partied hard together
you are all a bunch of monga’s
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