monged


to be totally wasted on drugs!
man, i’m monged!
monged – the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
i was monged out last night after that weed
the day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
a bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

ian: theyre my sheets,

followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
the feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (mdma) and smoking weed.
after tugging on the bong i was well and truly monged
same as mong’ead.

numpty, etc.
two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
leaner den da tower of pesa
da look on james c’s face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged
to be so drunk your falling asleep
i am compelely and utterly monged

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