Mongelli Juice
mongelli mun jelly juice joos
noun
1. a form of juice made specifically from a man like g-d originating from the small town of bari in southern italy.
2. the natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a mongelli.
you extract the liquid from the mounds of a mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
the juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a mongelli pole.
also known as nectar for the goddesses. can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
girl 1: wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
girl 2: i have been using mongelli juice once a day and i can feel the difference. it even does your body good to drink it.
girl 1: really?? what side effects does it have?
girl 2: round mouth, red eyes & some pelvic pain.
girl 1: thats great, i want some…lets go find a mongelli and get that juice.
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