Mongolian Chairlift
to perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak… there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. while she milks the mid size yak. it was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.
dave: i had a crazy time last night!
tino: why what did you do?
dave: me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
tino: holy sh-t! i heard about that on the discovery channel
dave: yea you know it!!
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