Mongolian Clusterfuck
a generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. frequently applied to microsoft’s programming techniques.
this is of apparent military derivation, american usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
the recruits were given the command “to the rear, march.” half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
an event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.
the diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in byung-hyun kim, and the game turned into a mongolian cl-sterf-ck.
or:
the vietnam war was a mongolian culsterf-ck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
i group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. a seemingly unmoveable m-ss of objects that looks totally inefficient.
dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! there were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a mongolian cl-ster f-ck.
a s-xual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
i got stuck in a mongolian cl-sterf-ck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
a military tactic used by the golden horde (i.e. genghis khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn’t kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
i can’t walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol’ mongolian cl-sterf-ck.
when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your sh-ty wall
last week i got a mongolian cl-ster f-ck
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