Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker


mongolian evergreen wizard f-cker is pretty much the best weed you can get. legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. the scientist extracted 100% goat s-m-n to fertilize mongolian evergreen wizard f-cker…it’s so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high…
guy 1: “hey man, you got some bud?”
guy 2: “maaaaan, i got the mongolian evergreen wizard f-cker!”
they say no one has ever died from marijuana… but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

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