Mongolian Hamster Dance


go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) -sshole. get a tube and stick it up the subjects -ss and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. after the hamster is contently within the -n-s, then sit on an amp and play house music. for maximum hamster moves play david guetta or dj tiesto.
hey dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? no reason kyle, i just got the mongolian hamster dance going on.

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