mongolian monkey matinee
a mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
the mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of -n-l beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending -n-l beard / ball juice double combo.
“jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. i almost don’t want to wake her. but my urge to litter her chops with j-zzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist…bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!”
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