mongolian monsoon
a mongolian monsoon happens when you are having -n-l s-x, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. you then flip her/him around, c-m in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch’em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their -ss.
i gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin’ room still stinks!
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