mongolian war hammers
female br–sts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor…in the same fashion, a female s-xual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting…to quality as mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double d cup size to flog her s-xual partner into an ignorant bliss!
while lessor men would head for the hills in terror, jackie unleashed her mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! i think this one’s a keeper!
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