Monicornies
an extremely atractive unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. sometimes known as the s-xiest creature alive. usually found in the pacific northwest region. there have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in gig harbor, washington.
bob:hey jill! look at those s-xy beasts over there!
jill: those are monicornies, bob
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