Monika


the best friend you will ever have!!! honest, intelligent, smart and beautiful (inside and out). you can trust her with anything. she will listen, take care of you and be your best friend forever. she has a unique personality and everyone enjoys being her friend. she is awesome!!!!
i wish i had a friend like monika. she is so nice.
female name meaning advisor and counsellor coming from latin and greek.
whats your name?
monika.
hwo do you spell it?
with a k not a c.
a german name meaning “woman of wisdom”.
that ‘monika’ over there just gave me some great advise.
monika is a very kute girl. she likes to make people laugh. she is very shy. but then again, she’s not. she’s not fake at all. she give great advice and she’s probably the best friend you will ever have. she’s krazy and likes to party. spells everything with a k. after all, her name is spelled with a k. people kall her “monika with a k”. because she’s that kool.
eric : “dude, who’s that?”

omar : “oh, that’s monika”

eric : “oh d-mn she’s hot.”

omar : “yeah but back off, she’s mine.
monika is an amazing friend, who gives awsome advise and always makes me laugh. she always listens to my side of stories and doesn’t judge me. she is shy towards strangers but once she gets to meet you she will never shut up.

-side note-

she acts like a mother bear protecting her cubs. her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. do not p-ss off a mother bear.
girl: hey monika! come and meet -enter name here-
monika: oh, hi.
-next day-
monika: okay, so she told me to stop talking, so i did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that i stopped talking.
new girl: omg, ahah i cant believe that you actually stopped talking.
verb;
to cheat, or be cheated on
“my gf just pulled a monika on me with that new kid.”

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