Monk Life
a temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or s-xual relations with the opposite s-x. usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
tom: dude, you’ve been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.
john: i know man, it’s all good though, i broke up with her, it’s back to monk life for me.
tom: smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
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