monkat
aka the super awesome and s-xy monkey king, he is a pathetic skinny dude who works at a pathetic “health food store” called gnc, and lives in man-ssas.
he was a funny dude over at gbatemp for a while, and he gained many followers for some unknown reason, but then he quit because he kept breaking the rules and wanted to leave before he got permabanned. he made a farewell post and vlog about it, even though no one gives a sh-t about his vlogs.
in fact, even after he quit gbatemp he continued his vlogs as monkat7 on youtube, which consist of b-tching about his customers at gnc, while he is on his work shift. he likes to walk around the store and constantly shout f-ck!!! while not giving a sh-t about the possibility of someone walking in during his recording.
during his time at gbatemp he was famous for constantly talking about/showing off his nipples and his obsession over kamina’s gl-sses, putting them on all of his avatars and signatures. he also spammed ponies from friendship is magic before getting his last suspension before quitting. he tried to start up a podcast called the monkast, which died after 5 episodes. people who loved him at the temp show respect for him by putting kamina’s gl-sses on their avatars, and you can still find them on a few members.
he occasionally posts in threads that he gets linked to by friends he has that still frequent gbatemp, and was last seen as a guest in the this week in gbatemp podcast episode 2.
hmm… i haven’t seen monkat in the eof for a while.
he must of gotten suspended for posting a picture of his nipples again.
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