Monkay


the style of s-xual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his p-n-s directly in the female partner’s v-g-n-l or oral cavity thus replicating the way monkeys have s-x.
sarah: bart tried monkay me yesterday.

t-tus: wtf? you were okay with that?

sarah: no! he was waiting in the tree i always walk by on my way home from school!
a m-f-in’ mokey who looks black and acts sl-ty
look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay
a man to man bl-wj-b
dude did frank really give billy a monkay the other day?

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