monkdigger
a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in h-ll.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.
also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.
hot chick2: ew look at that guy he’s such a monkdigger
monkdigger: h-llo gorgeous, did it hurt.
hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?
monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?
–hot chick1&2 walk away–
hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting
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