Monked
the monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. some might also call it a monke man. do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your s-xual organs off. also called monkey man.
the monke d approached me in attempt to steal my t-st-cl-s.
monked
1. to have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. to cripple or render useless
3. to be striped of defenses
4. weaker then all else in every aspect
5. being forced to alter ones methods
6. to be stricken harder then others
sony online entertainment really monked us up.
unfair
what the h-ll!! you got 10$! that is so monked
getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk
jay jay: -came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him-
the next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez
jay jay: wow! i got monked
to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete b-tch
yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.
to be so spun the f-ck out, one can’t even think straight. i.e.: pipe drunk
f-ck i’m monked out, me and brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can’t even f-cking move? wait a minute, am i thinking out loud? did i just say that i was thinking to myself? did he hear what i was thinking?
based on the tv show detective monk, to be excessively ocd or focused on something.
i am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.
psuedonyms at: stoned and monged
torbay, devonshire, tw-ng for the state of being under the influence of ganja to the point of near-coma.
“i had 40 shotties last night. i was monked.”
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