monkey balls

a glazed baked dough creation. created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. resulting in a pull apartable delight.

origin: 7th grade home-ec cl-ss (actual name is monkey bread)
daaamn, bob belliveau from easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey b-lls recipe from easton junior high school in m-ssachussetts is still the best, man.
1. something stinks – not necessarily from a stench
1. man ac/dc sucks monkey b-lls
2. getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey b-lls
3. whoever came up with the slang acca dacca sucks money b-lls
4. laguna beach sucks monkey b-lls
a nasty chafing of the nut sack region that causes the inflicted individual to walk in a monkey-like state.

often caused by heavy sweating of the nether regions, combined with tight, ill-fitting clothes and excessive 70’s style disco dancing.
from the look of that dude’s apish stroll, he must have a nasty case of the monkey b-lls.
(n.) nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (acer saccharum) trees (liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). when ripe, these hard, spiky green b-lls are about the size of ping pong b-lls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.
“okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey b-lls! the war is on!!!”
a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.
look at these n-gg-s, they playin monkeyball!
kiwi fruit – a woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .
go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey b-lls
the act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone’s arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
“that kid got the worst monkeyball i’ve ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!”
the act of jumping onto someone’s chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.
“if you keep talking to me with no respect i will monkeyball you i swear.”