monkey bar
(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.
whiny guy: lisa cheated on me with james! and now they’re going out!
friend: wasn’t she going out with adam when you started hooking up with her?
whiny guy: well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
friend: she always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. you should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.
hey man you got some monkey bars?
slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.
here comes world cup superstar tom ‘monkey bar’ knight
to continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.
d-mn that b-tch just monkeybarred me till she found another n-gg-.
street name for 2mg tablets of xanax (alprazolam). the name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. the scoring resembles the children’s playground equipment ‘monkey bars’.
dude: hey man, got any monkey bars?
mr mackey: drugs are bad mmmkay.
“gin joint” where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the primate hierarchy.
faye: let’s go to that bar trixie told us about…
tammy: you know trixie has terrible taste! that place is a monkey bar…all the guys there are jerks!
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