monkey bread


sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.
“i even made you a plate, soul food, know how granny do it
monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it” – kanye west
a term from the south to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat -ss and t-ts so quickly.
d-mn!!! how kat get so thick? dawg she must be eatin that monkey bread.
the thing to get when at the el ray theatre to see ozma with earlimart(pretty good) and slow reader(not even decent) as the opening acts. it’s really good bread.
man, listening to ozma and eating monkey bread is pretty decent.
a type of bread popularized by the famous children’s story le pet-t prince (the little prince).

to make monkey bread:

1. take a sh-t. must be pretty large – try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. rip out your p-b-s.
4. sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit
6. congratulations! you’ve successfully made monkey bread. enjoy!
i made c-ckman a batch of monkey bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the ps3 his parents bought him.

mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of monkey bread for the french party tomorrow?

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