Monkey Bullets


this occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your -n-l; gathering feces on all fingers. once collected on fingers, flick on recipient’s face in a bogey-flicking like manner. this causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.
brandon: mason was talking a lot of sh-t the other day, so i prepared an -rs-nal of monkey bullets. when he was wondering what i was doing, i quickly fired monkey bullets in his face and said ”have your sh-t back!”

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