monkey button
an over sized b-tton used in the user interface of a software application. although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.
yo dude! what’s with the money b-ttons? i just want to pound my alt-key.
a monkey b-tton is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let’s you essentially push a b-tton to complete some repet-tive task. simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. the ultimate monkey b-tton is one that doesn’t even require a monkey. it just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey b-tton i made!
slang for p–pcutter or -sshole.
my girlfriend loves it when i stick it up her monkey b-tton.
slang for cl-toris, after touching it just right, she will go “ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh” like a monkey – refer leanne taylor
“g-d i love it when she touches my monkey b-tton”
another word for your b-m hole, specifically a female one.
during s-x apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
ew ew ew e e e ah ah ah
john was licking mary and started pressing her monkeyb-tton, she went apesh-t.
a.k.a. – shocker.
there does exist a slight variation between monkey b-tton and the shocker. the practice and form one uses is the same, however, the reaction one gets from the shockie is reminiscent of the sound of a monkey (oh! oh!)
after a killer set, shandy found a nice backstage betty who never has experienced the shocker. shandy was very happy to finally work the monky b-tton.
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