Monkey Dunking
an act of having s-x, whether it be intercourse or any other s-xual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
guy 1: “man look i think they are having s-x under there”
guy 2:”yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore”
the act of:
step 1: secretly spitting down a s-xual partners b-tt crack.
step 2: insert p-n-s or subst-tute without permission.
step 3: hold on.
step 4: psychological factor: reference having s-x with the partner’s friend or sibling.
i am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight’s the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.
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