monkey gift
a term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
monkey gift- when your husband gives you s-xy lingerie.
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- monkey slap
when someone sh-ts in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim’s face. the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo p–p in their own hand and throw it at their enemies. dude, when that b-tch falls asleep […]
- tunta
the unpleasant smell of an unwashed, ussually infected, v-g-n- or female genitalia. justin:”d-mn! it smells like tunta in here! have you been f-ckin that 20$ hooker again?” denis:”naw man, the garbage man hasn’t come yet and i haven’t taken out the trash in 3 days.”
- To the Gods
to be on point. to the maximum. to the best capability. to the highest standard. to the t. when something is “to the g-ds” it is at its best and nothing less. d-mn, laleeka’s hair is layed to the g-ds hunty! ooo d-mn! canleela is dressed to the g-ds girl! d-mn, this food is cooked […]
- turkey whacker
a turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumb-ss or tool. please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap. “andy, your suck a turkey whacker man.” yeah man your a complete dumb-ss.