monkey hump
to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during s-x
rachel: he monkey humped the f-ck outta me last night!
lisa:really?
rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
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to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
he beat me at basketball and to embarr-ss me in front of my friends he made me do monkey humps for ten minutes straight.
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