Monkey in space
combining the buzzlightyear and monkey face gives you the monkey in sp-ce. shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. at the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to c-m, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. when she gets p-ssed and turns around, c-m on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming “to infinite and beyond!!”
the girl will be m-ssively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. while falling she’ll resemble a monkey in sp-ce!
she flew through the air like a monkey in sp-ce!
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