Monkey job


a repet-tive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
flipping burgers is such a monkey job.
a monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a bl-wj-b.

very refreshing.
cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.
the act of during s-xual intercourse, at the moment of -rg-sm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner’s face while hooting loudly.
“dude, she broke up with me!”
“sh-t man, she say why?”
“no, but it might’ve had something to do with the monkey job i gave her last night”
an expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations
you dumb-ss monkey job, get it right next time before i sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

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