Monkey Jump


when you call a black person a n-gg- (or n-gg-r) and they call forth several of their friends to beat you up.
“george called jerome a n-gg-, ya’ know, trying to fit in, so jerome takes offense and gets jequim, tyrese, tyrome, darius, and frank to monkey jump his -ss, even though when they called him cracker two minutes earlier, he couldn’t do anything about it or it would be racial!”

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