monkey kiss
(verb): to open your mouth wide, place on a person’s cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.
girl: why do you think they call it a spork?
guy: (monkey kiss)
girl: awww! gross!
guy: hehe…
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