Monkey Man
in the spring of 2001, in new delhi india, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a ‘monkey-man.’the police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who ‘had claws for hands,’ and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. fear and paranoia struck new delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. all of this took place, reported on cnn, abc, nbc, and david letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious monkey-man of india. people actually died. people were injured, but to this day, n-body really knows what ‘monkey-man’ really was. later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared monkey-man a hoax.
the monkey man is coming, the monkey man is coming!
a person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (download monkey man by the rolling stones).
i am just a monkey man. i’m glad you are a monkey woman too.
george w bush is a monkey man
george w bush man or chimp?
the overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. not usually too bright. more braun, less brain.
johno “des, you wasn’t at da club last night”
des “nah, monkey man didn’t like my shoes, entry was denied”
the superhero on hey arnold. he lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. he’s obsessed with bananas and is all about “protecting the weak and downtrodded” he goes around at 1 am screaming “i am monkey man!!!”
monkey man: “i am monkey man!!”
bob: “monkey man is awesome.”
a specimine partly human with ape-ilke features, found mainly inhabiting the third ile of tesco’s.
oh sh-t its monkeyman.
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