monkey mayonnaise
spermagucci; s-m-naise, white custard, the juicy filling inside every p-n-s.
she got me so h-rny, i was like “girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your sh-t?” she was like “boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!”
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