monkey mitt
to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly
overuse: “who the h-ll keeps monkey mitting all the d-mn toilet paper?”
mishandle: “quit monkey mitting sh-t before you break something!”
abuse/destroy: “that b-tch was monkey mitting the remote and now i have to walk to the d-mn tv!”
an alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink br-ss monkeys instead of regular forties.
“hey joe the plumber, let’s play forty hands tonight.”
“nah, john. let’s play monkey mitts.”
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