monkey night
a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
-pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
-find fleas in eachother’s fur
-pick who moves on in natural selection
-watermelon dancing contest
-bobbing for pickles
sh-t…you’re a h-m- habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail
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