Monkey Pumper
one who m-st-rb-t-s; one who jerks off; one who chokes one’s chicken; one who strokes one’s cork while m-ssaging one’s grapes
employee1: man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
employee2: ah, don’t worry dude, he’s just busin’ your b-lls cause he’s a monkey pumper.
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