monkey raped
when a party of african americans stiff a server
server 1: how did that 10 top of canadians treat you?
server 2: they asked for extra bread 3 times. they only had apps. they all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. separate checks. half of them didn’t tip. the other half left less than 10%
server 1: ouch! you just got monkey raped.
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