Monkey Round


a sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.
you go to the footy with the lads. tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. jimmy mac asks “did you not get the pies in?” tom replies “they’ve got no pies left” jimmy mac notices pie crumbs round tom’s chops suggesting that tom did infact have a sneaky pie. this is a monkey round.

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