Monkey Spakle


a. when a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

b. high velocity, clumpy male -j-c-l-t–n after prolonged periods of p-n-s disuse.

c. when you can’t jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

d. bananna flavored c-m
when you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

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