Monkey Spam
the emails you get from friends and -ssociates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire g-d d-mn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no i don’t know what asinine means, why do you ask?
see also: chain mail
see also: infinite monkey theorem
received some monkey spam today. the first line said, “if you read this, you will forward it on. you just won’t be able to stop yourself.” i bet i can!
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