monkey sucker


euphemism for “mother f-cker,” to be used when your elders are around.
bob: “that sick f-ck was f-cking his own mom, so i called him a…”

(bob’s father walks in the room)

bob: “…monkey sucker!”
a term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey’s d-ck.used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.
our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.

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