monkey trumpets
originated on the television show “futurama” by zapp brannigan’s -ssistant kif
used to express extreme dissapointment
oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream
used to express extreme disapointment in a situation…
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?
bill- oh monkey trumpets! i forgot!
a barking spider; a rusty sheriff’s badge
“christ on a bike, who’s been tootling on their monkey trumpet?”
the proper termonolgy for a “vuvuzela”
the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games
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