MonkeyBeard
a man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. the only way to shave this monkey is with occ-m’s razor.
i shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
a pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. usually the result of non-frequent tending to the lady garden.
i dumped my load all over her monkey beard.
a monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. according to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
after being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
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