MonkeyPunched
this is what happens to a white sl-ts c-nt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary n-gg-r white trash sl-t.
rob: something stinks! you smell that?
josh: yeah its probably kelly’s puss she’s been monkeypunched.
rob: nasty mudshark b-tch!
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