monkeyrooster
the male equivalent of a siren. a monkeyrooster has all of the best qualities that a woman looks for in a partner. to be called a monkeyrooster is to be paid the highest of compliments
you might be a little hasty but by god you’re gorgeous, infact i’d even go so far as to call you a monkeyrooster
a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.
we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little sp-wn playing with broken gl-ss and falling out of trees.
my b-tch.
get out the ky you dirty little sk-nk monkeyrooster.
an impulsive creature with many same s-x admirers.
mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.
someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking
i’m not marrying her, i’ve only known her two weeks and i aint no monkeyrooster
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