monks piece
another word for a hairy v-g-n- as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the v-g-n- and the hair around being the p-b-s.
emma: the lack of respect on the streets… i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting “show us your monks piece”
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